Micolus the Colossus

Well, now I've scared every motherfucker that would even think of visiting my blog to death... great.

hmm I need some trivial shit to get this thing going....

Ok...so, here goes nothing

I look up, staring at the bottom of my bed (I have one of those gay high-up beds) and to my horror I see several red(ish) seed-thingies stuck there. Now, the first thought that springs to my mind is as follows: Is it possible that I have some weird man-stration(get it?) that has somehow leeked through my bed and now visualizes itself in red(ish) stains on the bottom of my mattress?. As the momentary horror passed I realized that it was tomato-seeds from when I ate tomatoes the other day. You know, those small tomatoes which squirt all over the place when you put severe pressure on them...well, this knowledge came to me after my little...accident. Anyhow.. I would've perceived the tomato-seeds staining the bottom of my mattress if I wasn't busy trying to remove those which had, instead of hitting the mattress, hit my right eye.

there's some comic every-day event for ya.