Bella Fucking Swan?!
Fuck
I just realised that the girl who played Em in Adventureland was Bella FUCKING SWAN!
Jesus Christ. The fucking harlot of the godforsaken Twilight-saga..
FUCK
Nevertheless, nothing shall take away her performance in A-land. I've never seen a youthmovie with such depth and charisma. I really loved it. But come on..Bella Fucking Swan?
How cruel does this world get...HUH?
Illusions SHATTERED...
A weedie awesome deep damaged WOMAN -> whiney teenage HOLLOW EMPTY VOID OF A"HUMAN"
[oh and by the way, they're eating weed-cookies.... WHY DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL D: ]
adieu
AAahahahahaha and this is why I love you. Angry rants ftw ^^ Can we not be pretty certain that Adventureland was created for the same reasons that Twilight was moviefied for? Release a movie to entertain the public->make money on it? Granted, Adventureland may be more intelligent, and probably is much less cliché, but the amount of soul-selling was probably the same for both projects? Moviemaking is an industry, and likely the people in charge at this movie studio didn't consider their artistic integrity as much as the moneymaking potential of the people that made Superbad. This innocent actress probably just likes the "quirky teen-movie" roles, so she auditions for them. Judge harshly, but judge fairly, my friend. Twilight came out before Adventureland, and noone knew it was going to be as successful as it was (I did some fact-checking now for this, because I enjoy arguing and challenging views - you may reply to make me supahhappy - and the studio that released Twilight launched in 1999 and had released 8 movies before they hit the jackpot, with largely unknown actors and a comparatively low budget), so if anything, this bitch be trying to SAVE her artistic integrity by doing films like this one, keeping in mind that it still IS a high-profile release. Waddyathink? :D
